recently made comments about the academic prowess (or lack thereof) of UM football players, quickly "saw the light" and praised Hoke's accomplishments with regard to the graduation rate of the team.
All of us who are sitting down can acknowledge the president's remarks to Hoke and scUM's team by lifting one cheek and passing gas loudly.
On the other hand, I still remember with fondness the introductions of a Michigan team at the Rose Bowl many years ago. Each player stated his name and his academic major. I recall Reggie McKenzie declaring his major was "Nuclear Physics". I gave him points for creativity and wit.