|Profile for DILLONFIGHTSONG||Click here to make or adjust profile|
|Height:||Weight: lbs.||Alumni Status: 2004|
|Location: Columbus, OH||Favorite Baseball Team: Tribe b/c I used to live there. Yanks to piss people off.|
|Natural Enemies: Bucknuts, burning couches, and Davieham apologists|
|Athletic Ability:||I am the greatest Bookstore Basketball coach in ND history. After slicking back my hair like Pat Riley and putting on my goodwill pinstripe suit, I would stand on the sideline drinking, smoking a cheap cigar, and yelling enough profanity at my team to make a sailor blush.|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Yes.|
|Musical Favorites:||"I don't like the bass or the muthafuc*a!"
- Father Doyle to me while I blasted "Everybody Get Your Roll On" in my freshman dorm room. The Big Tymers. Ah, the memories.
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"Great job, fellas! A few more years and we'll be ready to start scoring some points!"
- Bill Diedrick
|Miscellaneous Data:||Dillon Hall is to ND what the SEALS are to the Navy. My contributions to the Big Red Elite are as follows:
- Dillon Pep Rally contributor from 2001-03. After a few drinks I can still do a pretty mean impersonation of the "dirty" Bob Davie.
- Privatized and ran Bullwinkle's, the best dorm food service on campus. Through increased advertising (some of which got me in trouble with Fr. Doyle) and a new attitude, we salvaged the struggling dorm enterprise and turned it into a beer-swilling, tobacco-chewing cash cow.