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Height:		Weight:  lbs.		Alumni Status:  2004
Location:  Columbus, OH				Favorite Baseball Team:  Tribe b/c I used to live there. Yanks to piss people off.
Natural Enemies:  Bucknuts, burning couches, and Davieham apologists
Athletic Ability:		I am the greatest Bookstore Basketball coach in ND history. After slicking back my hair like Pat Riley and putting on my goodwill pinstripe suit, I would stand on the sideline drinking, smoking a cheap cigar, and yelling enough profanity at my team to make a sailor blush.
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Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:		Yes.
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Musical Favorites:		"I don't like the bass or the muthafuc*a!" - Father Doyle to me while I blasted "Everybody Get Your Roll On" in my freshman dorm room. The Big Tymers. Ah, the memories.
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:		"Great job, fellas! A few more years and we'll be ready to start scoring some points!" - Bill Diedrick
Miscellaneous Data:		Dillon Hall is to ND what the SEALS are to the Navy. My contributions to the Big Red Elite are as follows: - Dillon Pep Rally contributor from 2001-03. After a few drinks I can still do a pretty mean impersonation of the "dirty" Bob Davie. - Privatized and ran Bullwinkle's, the best dorm food service on campus. Through increased advertising (some of which got me in trouble with Fr. Doyle) and a new attitude, we salvaged the struggling dorm enterprise and turned it into a beer-swilling, tobacco-chewing cash cow.