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|Height: 5'11''||Weight: 210 lbs.||Alumni Status: 2004|
|Location: Columbus, OH||Favorite Baseball Team: Tribe|
|Natural Enemies: PPDUE|
|Athletic Ability:||I'm in a bocce league and a softball league. And I still have a gym membership.|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Brown liquor and old world reds. Montepulciano D'Abruzzo, Sangiovese, Primitivo, and Grenache for everyday; Barolo and Brunello on special occasions.|
|Political Philosophy:||Idiocracy was more than just a movie; it was a prophesy.|
|Religious Philosophy:||I have fifteen years of Catholic school from 2nd grade through the end of college. So if I don't attend mass every week, it's only because I already put in my time.|
|Musical Favorites:||"I don't like the bass or the muthafucka!"
- Father Doyle to me while I blasted "Everybody Get Your Roll On" in my freshman dorm room. The Big Tymers. Ah, the memories.
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|Miscellaneous Data:||Dillon Hall is to ND what the SEALS are to the Navy. My contributions to the Big Red Elite are as follows:
- Dillon Pep Rally contributor from 2001-03. After a few drinks I can still do a pretty mean impersonation of the "dirty" Bob Davie.
- Privatized and ran Bullwinkle's, the best dorm food service on campus. Through increased advertising (some of which got me in trouble with Fr. Doyle) and a new attitude, we salvaged the struggling dorm enterprise and turned it into a beer-swilling, tobacco-chewing cash cow.