|Profile for G.K.CHESTERTON||Click here to make or adjust profile|
|Height: 6'0"||Weight: 201 lbs.||Alumni Status: Graduated in the '80's|
|Location: Wisconsin||Favorite Baseball Team: Brewers|
|Natural Enemies: Commies.|
|Athletic Ability:||Just a wannabe. Still jog. No shot.|
|Sartorial Style:||Faded and torn Champion ribbed ND sweatshirt on game day.|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Diet Mountain Dew, twice daily.
Irish whiskey, the next time ND wins a national championship in football.
Occasionally Jameson, the stuff my great-grandfather from the old country drank.
Strong national defense
|Religious Philosophy:||Roman Catholic|
|Musical Favorites:||New Order, Chris Isaak, U2, Psychedelic Furs, Marshall Crenshaw, and various others.|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"Save Jimmy Johnson's ass for me." - Lou Holtz, pre-game speech before the Saturday, October 15, 1988 game vs the Miami Hurricanes.|