Profile for JESS |
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Height: short |
Weight: over lbs. |
Alumni Status: Orwellian (Class of '84) |
Location: NW Indiana |
Favorite Baseball Team: 2008 Hammond Optimist Brewers, Chicago Cubs |
Natural Enemies: Michigan [fans], other Satanists |
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Athletic Ability: |
minimal; sluuuuuurve, set shot, keeping score |
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Sartorial Style: |
Humble, mostly |
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Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: |
Alpha King and its stablemates; too freq |
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Political Philosophy: |
Democrats for Life |
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Religious Philosophy: |
Mere Catholicism |
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Musical Favorites: |
Program too big to fit in memory |
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Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: |
"Shave Jimmy Johnshon'sh Ash for me!" |
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Miscellaneous Data: |
I used to be disgusted, but now I'm just amused. |