|Profile for LEFTY04||Click here to make or adjust profile|
|Height:||Weight: lbs.||Alumni Status: BA 2004|
|Location: NYC for now||Favorite Baseball Team: Reds|
|Natural Enemies: Enablers of ND football mediocrity|
|Athletic Ability:||Formerly quarterback and middle infield. Currently middle-handicap.|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Patron, Makers, Goose, Guinness|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||Ok, so Bruce wasn't an ND coach, but this sums up the ND football experience of the last 20 years:
"Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland.
Got a head-on collision, smashin in my guts man.
Im caught in a crossfire that I don't understand.
But there's one thing I know for sure girl:
I don't give a damn for the same old played out scenes
I don't give a damn for just the in-betweens.
Honey I want the heart, I want the soul, I want control right now.
You better listen to me baby:
Talk about a dream; try to make it real.
You wake up in the night with a fear so real.
You spend your life waiting for a moment that just don't come."