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Height:  6'0 Weight:  200 lbs. Alumni Status:  Class of '93
Location:  U. S. and A. Favorite Baseball Team:  Eamus Catuli
Natural Enemies:  Ohio State, Michigan, Red Wings, Packers, St. Louis Cardinals

Athletic Ability: Hard slapper! Nice Uncle Charlie. Draw, but can fade it.

Sartorial Style: Used car salesman

Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: Guinness. Harp. IPAs. Irish Whiskey. Bourbon. Scotch. Moscow or Irish Mules. Caipirinhas. Margaritas. Rum drinks. Good wines and bum wines. No Bud products, and I've never tried coffee. I drink more than I should, but not as much as I would like.

Political Philosophy: W and O'Bama are the same fuckin thing.

Religious Philosophy: Prance about like a flighty Zoroastrian.

Musical Favorites: Slayer. Ministry. LCD Soundsystem. System of a Down. Zombie. The Chemical Brothers. Hates: The Boss, Dave Mathews, frat rock, country, most pop shit and most the other mediocre shit the BR loves.

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: The first platoon men-go in there and fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! What do you say, men!

Miscellaneous Data: Wish list that never changes:
1) ND Football National Championship
2) Blackhawks Stanley Cup
3) ND Hockey National Championship
4) Cubs World Series
5) ND Men's Lacrosse National Championship