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Height:  6' 0 Weight:  173 lbs. Alumni Status:  Keenan Hall '01
Location:  Dunder Mifflen Favorite Baseball Team:  NL: Cubs AL: Yankees
Natural Enemies:  David Gordon, UM, Paris Hilton and keenan02

Athletic Ability: HS DB. Ran CC in highschool.

College: "Kid I'm your starting QB if 5000 other people die."
Played football at ND....on the Quad


Sartorial Style:

Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: Very popular where I'm from.


Political Philosophy: On crime I'm conservative.
On prostitution I'm liberal.

Dumbest fucking thing to talk about on the internet.

Religious Philosophy:

"Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam."

Musical Favorites: Beatles, Pretty much all Classic Rock, Billy Joel, The Doors, Guns 'n' Roses, Collective Soul, Elliott Smith, Smashing Pumpkins, Springsteen, Dave Matthews Band, tons of crap I'm leaving off.

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: "Save Jimmy Johnson's ass for me!" -Lou Holtz

"You'd finish 3rd in a race with a pregnant chick." -Lou Holtz



Miscellaneous Data:

The movie "Never back Down" is loosely based on my life.

Women can make me brownies, but brownies can't make me women.

I taught Kate Upton how to "Dougie".

I often forget other people have limitations....It's so sad.