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|Height: 6' 0||Weight: 173 lbs.||Alumni Status: Keenan Hall '01|
|Location: Dunder Mifflen||Favorite Baseball Team: NL: Cubs AL: Yankees|
|Natural Enemies: David Gordon, UM, Paris Hilton and keenan02|
|Athletic Ability:||HS DB. Ran CC in highschool.
College: "Kid I'm your starting QB if 5000 other people die."
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Very popular where I'm from.
|Political Philosophy:||On crime I'm conservative.
On prostitution I'm liberal.
Dumbest fucking thing to talk about on the internet. People that do probably like watching dogs chase their tails. I'm an independent and don't see how any headway can ever be made by people on both sides that bitch and complain, but do nothing to help any actual problems. 1%'ers on both sides do, the rest just want to be on TV or piss and moan online and collect a check. This is a great country with real problems, let's fucking fix them. I've voted Republican and Democrat. At a young age, my life has not varied that much by these votes. I hate watching friends on both sides of the aisle suddenly be so willing to tear each other apart. There are good people on both sides. So hearing anyone on either side at any point tell me the sky is falling can pound sand.
"Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam."
|Musical Favorites:||Beatles, Pretty much all Classic Rock, Billy Joel, The Doors, Guns 'n' Roses, Collective Soul, Elliott Smith, Smashing Pumpkins, Springsteen, Dave Matthews Band, tons of crap I'm leaving off.|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"Save Jimmy Johnson's ass for me!" -Lou Holtz
"You'd finish 3rd in a race with a pregnant chick." -Lou Holtz
The movie "Never back Down" is loosely based on my life.
Women can make me brownies, but brownies can't make me women.
I taught Kate Upton how to "Dougie".
I often forget other people have limitations....It's so sad.