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Height:  6' 0 Weight:  173 lbs. Alumni Status:  Keenan Hall
Location:  Between the gutter and the stars Favorite Baseball Team:  NL: Cubs AL: Yankees
Natural Enemies:  David Gordon, UM and keenan02

Athletic Ability: HS DB. Ran CC in highschool.

College: "Kid I'm your starting QB if 5000 other people die."

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Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:

Political Philosophy: On crime I'm conservative.
On prostitution I'm liberal.

Dumbest fucking thing to talk about on the internet.

Religious Philosophy:

"I'm so Catholic I feel guilty driving past a billboard for a strip club. Especially if it's one I own." -Jim Gaffigan

Musical Favorites: Too many to list. Not a Country or Rap fan, though I do have a few "guilty pleasure songs.

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: "You'd finish 3rd in a race with a pregnant chick." -Lou Holtz

Miscellaneous Data:

The movie "Never back Down" is loosely based on my life.

There are a lot of fine looking women in this world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work...most of them just cheat on you.

Women can make me brownies, but brownies can't make me women.

I taught Kate Upton how to "Dougie".

I often forget other people have limitations....It's so sad.