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|Height: 6' 0||Weight: 173 lbs.||Alumni Status: Keenan Hall '01|
|Location: Dunder Mifflen||Favorite Baseball Team: NL: Cubs AL: Yankees|
|Natural Enemies: David Gordon, UM, Paris Hilton and keenan02|
|Athletic Ability:||HS DB. Ran CC in highschool.
College: "Kid I'm your starting QB if 5000 other people die."
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Very popular where I'm from.
|Political Philosophy:||On crime I'm conservative.
On prostitution I'm liberal.
Dumbest fucking thing to talk about on the internet.
"Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam."
|Musical Favorites:||Beatles, Pretty much all Classic Rock, Billy Joel, The Doors, Guns 'n' Roses, Collective Soul, Elliott Smith, Smashing Pumpkins, Springsteen, Dave Matthews Band, tons of crap I'm leaving off.|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"Save Jimmy Johnson's ass for me!" -Lou Holtz
"You'd finish 3rd in a race with a pregnant chick." -Lou Holtz
The movie "Never back Down" is loosely based on my life.
Women can make me brownies, but brownies can't make me women.
I taught Kate Upton how to "Dougie".
I often forget other people have limitations....It's so sad.