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Favorite Baseball Team:
"... and not a speck of athletic ability." I have a particular affinity for football and basketball, though you wouldn't know if from watching me play.
Bond. James Bond.
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:
Bourbon on the rocks. Baker, Elijah 18, Knob Creek, there are others. I also have a fondness for icy-cold Bohemia-style beer, but then again, who doesn't?
Maoist. I'm working on a five-year plan right now. It involves the Swedish bikini team. Wait, what were we talking about?
Jesus said "I am the way, the truth, and the light." I endeavor to be more like Jesus, rather than doing whatever I feel like and later asking for forgiveness. Of course, I'm about as much like Jesus as Amy Winehouse is like Martha Stewart.
Too many and too varied to name them all, but they run the gamut from The Black Keys to Miles Davis, from Led Zeppelin to Rihanna. You get the idea.
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:
"Isshh there shomething wrong with you, shon?" - Lou Holtz to me when I met him in 1995.
What else do you want us all to know:
I'm really f'ing tired of the ND administration ruining everything I love about the school.