WSJ article on Malört.
by G.K.Chesterton (2026-07-14 09:02:38)

Who knew it would one day be sold in 37 states?

Disclosure: I've never had it.


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I was supposed to have czech herbal liquor
by ravenium  (2026-07-14 16:34:58)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

But upon being told it was iron curtain malort, declined.


I’ll have a handshake now and then *
by KnightlyRevue  (2026-07-14 14:56:02)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Malort roulette: 4 people, 3 shots of Jameson & 1 Malort.
by Beer30Light  (2026-07-14 14:43:03)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Shuffle the glasses and drink at the same time. Like Russian roulette, it's very obvious who loses.


Everyone *
by ratinatux  (2026-07-15 08:54:45)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Everyone *
by ratinatux  (2026-07-15 08:33:23)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Who has tasted fermented back sweat to be able to
by sprack  (2026-07-14 14:28:29)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

make such a comparison?


Malort. All the deliciousness
by Moose84  (2026-07-14 12:27:56)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

of vomit without all that inconvenient retching. Malort!


There's actual demand for that stuff???? *
by El Kabong  (2026-07-14 10:04:35)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


My sister insists she actually likes the taste. *
by Marine Domer  (2026-07-14 13:47:28)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


There's a bar here that does Bitter Bears
by No Right Turn on Red  (2026-07-14 12:39:23)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

They soak gummy bears in Malört and drop them in a shot glass of Squirt soda. It is quite nice actually.

That same bar also serves nitro shots of Malört and partners with a brewery across the river (Millpond) for a beer aged in Malört barrels.


that and fernet branca
by airborneirish  (2026-07-14 12:37:19)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

When running our kangaroo court post rugby matches each of those was heated up and used to punish the guilty. Fernet is more disgusting than mallort. One must suffer an inverted palette to delight in these spirits...


Fernet and Malort have very different...
by Kbyrnes  (2026-07-14 14:09:32)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

...taste profiles, though I use the word "taste" cautiously. I can sip fernet branca without getting the reaction I get from Malort, but fernet is best used in a cocktail, if not poured down the sink.


Fernet and coke just works.
by No Right Turn on Red  (2026-07-14 12:51:34)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Looking through my notes of cocktails I've made, there's also

- Industry Sour: Fernet, green chartreuse, lime juice, simple syrup (all equal parts)
- Toronto: rye whiskey, simple syrup, bitters, Fernet (essentially a Rye Old Fashioned + Fernet)
- Midnight Stinger: bourbon, lemon juice, simple syrup, Fernet
- Hanky Panky: gin, sweet vermouth, Fernet

I have many bottles of Amaro (Amari?) in my basement, many of which are an acquired taste, but can really switch up a basic cocktail into something new and rather tasty.

I blame the Summer of Rum for leading me down to the eventual Amaro wormhole.


I had no idea people snorted fernet *
by ndstein04  (2026-07-14 13:24:13)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


A little can go a long way.
by Anthro_Domer  (2026-07-14 12:58:10)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

The problem with Malort is anyone doing it as a shot. I wouldn't generally want to do a shot of any of the bitter alcohols (although I understand it's a but of an industry signal).

But mixing these things in with other ingredients can be great. I've had a drink with some Malort in it and it was great. It's bitter grapefruit; what's not to love?


Devil in the White City is an excellent Malört cocktail
by dignan  (2026-07-14 15:28:14)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

1.5 oz Tanqueray Sevilla (Orange infused Gin)
1 Oz. St Germain (or other Elderflower liqueur)
0.5 oz Malört

Shake with ice and strain into whatever glass you want, garnish with orange twist.

The sweetness of the elderflower and orange aspect of the gin balance out the bitterness of the Malört. It’s legitimately delicious.


That was going to be my question
by ndtnguy  (2026-07-14 13:19:30)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Whether it works as a cocktail ingredient, which I would think it would.

Somewhere I have a recipe I drew up for a pretty tasty tall drink that uses Cheerwine and fernet. I dubbed it the Ruby Warthog, as, if I recall correctly, the inspiring challenge was to create a drink with a tie-in to the O'Connor short story "Revelation."


There's a morning show in LA that did shots of Malort
by socal_doubledomer74  (2026-07-14 11:58:01)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

as a joke punishment.i think it was Frosty, Heidi, and Frank. Not sure if that show is around still or what format it's on if it is on air.


Yep
by irishguard78  (2026-07-14 11:42:11)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Ask my sons. They buy it as a joke. Stuff’s bad, but not as bad a some stuff called Vermox back in my college days. We’d buy three shots, with one being Vermox, then have someone mix them up and shoot bar dice. Loser had to drink a shot knowing they might get the liquid vomit that was Vermox


Malort. Tonight’s the night you fight your dad. Malort! *
by Moose84  (2026-07-14 12:29:14)     Delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |  Report Post |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post