Wife Telling me not to eat lettuce

Wife Telling me not to eat lettuce
by Bill Melton (2026-07-14 17:29:07)
Edited on 2026-07-14 17:29:31

Apparently, there is a "Cyclospora Outbreak" -some sort of parasite which causes among other sypmptoms explosive diarrhea.
Cases concentrated in midwest, primarily Michigan, arising from eating contaminated produce. Anyone had the misfortune of contracting this?

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ABC reported Taco Bell is pulling items * - discNDav 2026-07-14 20:46:53
- Imagine that, going to Taco Bell and getting diarrhea.... * - ND Trumpet 2026-07-15 09:01:25
It's here on the east coast. - Wooderson 2026-07-14 20:08:00
- ----------------------------------------------->>>>>>>> * - bengalbout 2026-07-15 06:12:18
Lettuce Alone Without Dressing!!! * - Frank Drebin 2026-07-14 19:34:49
- Honeymoon salad = lettuce alone. * - ArasEra 2026-07-14 21:30:15
Ridiculous. Everyone should romaine calm. * - johnnysalami 2026-07-14 18:20:46
- Don’t Butter us up * - Stonebreaker9 2026-07-14 18:41:49
  - This whole story is just a bunch of tall kales. * - 105Marquette 2026-07-14 19:39:15
    - Just like the Titanic…all good until you hit the iceberg. * - KnightlyRevue 2026-07-14 20:32:13
      - Ignoring your wife is just asking for a wedgie. * - EastofMidnight 2026-07-14 20:47:39
        Just wear a bibb * - knutesteen 2026-07-14 20:55:58
        Lettuce end this please * - MBOIrish 2026-07-14 21:55:02
        Who do you think you are, Caesar? * - The Slugs of Keough 2026-07-14 22:56:03
        This thread is nothing but word salad. * - abqgant 2026-07-15 00:16:20
        Any more discussion about salad should be tossed. * - Nathan 2026-07-15 00:26:00
        Maybe you should leaf. * - jmac95 2026-07-15 02:22:39
        It’s enough. Stop mesclun around * - baronbutler 2026-07-15 07:20:57
Explosive diarrhea centered in Michigan. Coincidence? * - IAND75 2026-07-14 18:19:39
- With so many assholes there, it was just a matter of time * - Frank Drebin 2026-07-15 08:48:28
- That normally doesn’t happen until football season. * - MobileIrish 2026-07-14 22:39:47
Over 300 cases in NC. - BottleofRed 2026-07-14 18:11:49
My wife also has us off lettuce for a few weeks - backroads 2026-07-14 17:58:36
Ordered 100 pills of Double Strength Bactrim - bengalbout 2026-07-14 17:56:32
- A few things.... - Marine Domer 2026-07-15 11:08:23
  - 1. Bactrim DS is the first line of treatment for Cyclospora. - bengalbout 2026-07-15 18:01:01
Lettuce gray * - Porpoiseboy 2026-07-14 17:44:17
- Grey Cell Green - cujays96 2026-07-15 09:40:05
- Lettuce spray * - FishNMash 2026-07-14 18:13:23
  - Peas be with you. * - bizdomer09 2026-07-14 18:58:23
    - Pray for Whirled Peas * - irishguard78 2026-07-15 08:58:14