It must be from a kosher deli, eaten properly
by sprack (2019-01-22 09:31:14)
Edited on 2019-01-22 09:31:33

In reply to: There are two types of people in this world.  posted by Porpoiseboy


That is, kosher style, don’t desecrate it with cheese like a goy. On marble rye. Add Gulden’s spicy brown mustard.

Wash it down with a Doc Brown’s black cherry soda.

You will want to marry it and adopt its children.


The judges will also accept Dr. Brown's Diet Cream Soda.
by 1NDGal  (2019-01-22 11:04:36)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Don't forget the salt pickles. For roughage.