Gift Suggestions for Retiring Police Officer

Currently a Homicide Detective. Retiring after 30 yrs. He drinks mostly beer & the occasional margarita, but just can't see walking into the retirement ceremony w/ a margarita machine or a case of Shiner for the gift table. Thanks in advance.

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Hobbies? Golf? Play Chess? etc? * - BacTien 2019-01-23 12:15:44
A friendship bracelet - OGerry 2019-01-22 20:09:09
Try to get all his former partners to attend the party. * - mkovac 2019-01-22 17:43:35
Pet Rabbit 🐇 * - IrishApache 2019-01-22 16:59:44
- With ear plugs. * - 88_92WSND 2019-01-22 22:55:37
- Yes! * - cujays96 2019-01-22 20:52:02
  - It is a string like this that makes me happy - dbldomer7375 2019-01-23 07:14:41
Get tickets to Angels baseball game when the Queen visits * - Frank Drebin 2019-01-22 15:24:26
- What was it like to work with Ricardo Monteblan? * - GeneralGarcia 2019-01-22 15:38:27
  - He was only 4’6 and weighed 450 lbs. Camera made him taller * - Frank Drebin 2019-01-22 15:48:38
    - Sure you're not confusing him with Tatoo? * - GeneralGarcia 2019-01-22 15:53:35
      - Tatoo was in real life a 6’7 Dutchman named Dieter van Prag - Frank Drebin 2019-01-22 16:21:49
        Sounds more like Tat Toommermans * - captaineclectic 2019-01-22 19:59:03
You can avoid getting him killed by not committing a crime - potatohouse 2019-01-22 15:18:57
- To Live and Die in L.A. * - Mark_It_Zero 2019-01-22 15:19:47
Tell him not to take one last case the day before he retires * - Santos L Halper 2019-01-22 15:17:37
Is the local FOP giving him a gift? - irishintheville 2019-01-22 15:05:10
Fetish Fantasy Handcuffs, Spank Me To Heaven Paddle, - ArasEra 2019-01-22 15:04:17
Same thing you get any cop. - captaineclectic 2019-01-22 14:54:16
- I should’ve read down. - IrishApache 2019-01-22 17:00:46
  - You need to highlight me and read my wisdom - captaineclectic 2019-01-22 19:14:40
You'll be buying him a gift every time you pay your tax bill * - thecontrarian 2019-01-22 14:29:38
Mall security job application. * - Irish Tool 2019-01-22 14:26:15
Things he's only seen but never tried: Hookers and blow * - irishnyer 2019-01-22 14:21:36
Should be obvious - mitquinn 2019-01-22 14:16:11
- I don't know why we keep having this issue.... - Marine Domer 2019-01-22 17:14:20
Gold watch - Mark_It_Zero 2019-01-22 14:12:08