Avengers: Endgame Spoilers that Made Me Happy
by captaineclectic (2019-04-27 15:45:39)
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--I just saw a movie starring Professor Hulk!;

--and co-starring Fat Thor, aka Fathor;

--Bradley Cooper was better in this than in A Star Is Born;



--Taika Waititi, Tilda Swinton, and Robert Redford were in it;

--not a lot of better scenes of a female savior than that Black Widow scene (could've done without the cliff-dangling);

--for some reason, the face of resurrection is none other than Lindsay Weir, which is perfect?;

--Captain American whips the shit out of Thanos dual-wielding Mjolnir and his shield like Superman in Kurt Busiek's JLA/Avengers;

--arguably the best "the cavalry is here" scene in movie history;

--Bendydick Crumplesmith has really grown on me;

--Giant-Man steps on that annoying Black Dwarf piece of shit; bye bitch;

--at one point in this movie Gwyneth Paltrow helps Spider-Man escape with the Infinity Gauntlet on a flying pegasus and this movie will make $2B.

--genuinely excellent performances from our three leads (Robert Downey, Jr., Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson) plus one, Karen Gillan



--the look on Josh Brolin's CGI-face when Thanos realizes he killed all those people for nothing and his dream is dead;

--great curtain calls for Hayley Atwell, who is welcome to have my babies, Jon Favreau, and especially Rene Russo(!); nice cameo by Kid From Iron Man 3;

--do we want a Secret Defenders franchise? I mean "do you". I do.

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