Sprack, that “White Sox game with wife” alibi won’t work
by Frank Drebin (2019-06-17 10:55:39)
Edited on 2019-06-17 11:22:20

In reply to: I was at a White Sox game with my wife  posted by sprack

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No one in their right mind would ever consider taking their wife to a White Sox game. You’re as guilty as OJ unless you can come up with some better excuse as to your whereabouts that evening.

I'll have you know my wife is from the South Side
by sprack  (2019-06-17 11:21:23)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

and has never been in Wrigley Field.

She also doesn't know the first thing about baseball, but that's beside the point.
Ok for now Just don’t get cute and leave town any time soon
by Frank Drebin  (2019-06-17 12:46:09)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

We still have a few remaining questions regarding that blood stain leather glove on your couch and what exactly was your personal relationship with Kato Kalyan