Michigan woman (in Florida)
by graNDfan (2019-06-17 13:10:51)

Not sure if this counts as a "Florida Man", but it has to be close. Stupid knows no state lines...




Before we judge this woman
by wildesilas  (2019-06-17 15:20:01)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Maybe we should find out what the sea turtles did to her family in the past. They might have had it coming.


We should try to understand what makes her want to stomp
by Irishlawyer  (2019-06-17 18:12:02)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

sea turtles.


Here's a new Florida Man story
by thecontrarian (click here to email the poster)  (2019-06-17 13:43:17)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Hide your pool floats if you live in the Sunshine State.


As long as he doesn’t replace them
by DakotaDomer  (2019-06-17 18:04:03)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

He can have it


This guy and Kellen Winslow II might be kindred spirits
by Hanratty5ND  (2019-06-17 17:42:20)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Or at least I thought so.....Until I read the part where this guy doesn't actually rape women.


Baffling - the guy's so handsome
by sprack  (2019-06-17 14:48:35)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

You would think he would have women beating down his door.


Ahem.
by Hati Hijau  (2019-06-17 15:14:28)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Did you mean beating him with a door?


A door comprised entirely of ugly sticks *
by captaineclectic  (2019-06-17 15:18:30)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Amen. *
by Hati Hijau  (2019-06-17 20:10:34)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Why, he's a perfectly normal looking Michigan grad
by irishguard78  (2019-06-17 14:36:06)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

am i right?......muck fichigan


Yes. *
by Hati Hijau  (2019-06-17 15:15:00)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Wow, he is a Florida man even among Florida men. *
by Tex Francisco  (2019-06-17 14:09:39)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Better the pool floats
by knutesteen  (2019-06-17 13:47:57)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

than the stated alternative.


You mean cars right??? (link)
by thecontrarian (click here to email the poster)  (2019-06-17 13:55:32)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


It probably depends on whether he was from FL or MI. *
by Hati Hijau  (2019-06-17 15:19:23)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post