You are the "Mayhem" guy in the Allstate commercials.
When I had squirrels in the attic several years ago, I contacted Allstate only to discover they didn't cover the damages. Couple years later, I got raccoons in the attic - I think they got in through the flimsy fixes I'd had made to the squirrel damage. Again, i thought I wouldn't be covered. But about the same time, the Mayhem ad covering raccoon damage ran, and Allstate did cover those damages.
I landed upside down in the Cherry Creek, and my cell phone was lost in the river.
I had to buy a new phone.
The dog died.
I had to get a new dog.
"WHAT???"
This one's still my favorite:
The bar tender said, "Hey! We got a drink named after you!"
And the grasshopper said, "Oh yeah?....Steve?"
The bartender said, "What is this, a joke?"
Damn!
trip to Marshall-Fields.
fresh.
Keebler makes the cookies for the Girl Scouts... or so I'm told.
They have a thicker coat of chocolate and has less of a mint taste. The wafer is also not nearly as crisp.
They were better that, what are now, mint Oreos.
Bakeries would make them with mint icing in the middle.
refreshing!
. . . Repeat several times . . . and you'll be flying soon enough.
Now there's a flier!
I always liked how Thin Mints came in single-serving boxes.
Frozen cookies have less calories. Because they’re cold.
Conversely, melted ice cream has almost no calories. Because it’s not ice cream, less cold.
It’s science.