A grasshopper walked into a bar
by drmurray (2019-07-16 13:41:05)

In reply to: Grasshoppers  posted by Porpoiseboy

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The bar tender said, "Hey! We got a drink named after you!"

And the grasshopper said, "Oh yeah?....Steve?"

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walked into a bar.
by mkovac  (2019-07-16 14:30:13)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

The bartender said, "What is this, a joke?"
I think you're off by a hare. *
by tdiddy07  (2019-07-16 14:33:40)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Where did that "t" come from!?
by mkovac  (2019-07-16 16:53:24)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Damn!
Autocorrect can be a harsh mistress *
by captaineclectic  (2019-07-16 17:24:52)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

But Henry Kissinger is god, right, and he has the parachute? *
by The Flash  (2019-07-16 16:47:26)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post