But don't tell them that. They'd get all offended.

Sorta like "pretty ugly"

Here's one I like...fit.

Fit is better than slim thick, skinny fat, skinny, fat, slim, thick, or any combination of the aforementioned terms.

Take someone like peak Jessica Biel. She's better than any Kardashian that has ever, or shall ever exist.

...but no one has made a truer statement than you have with your last line.

That Charlie Weis, he was cutting edge all the way.

but fighting genetic/ethnic body tendencies.

I guess it's a body fad now.