Is anyone dressing up for Halloween?
by irishnyer (2019-10-17 15:41:34)

I got invited to a costume party, and am looking for ideas.


Purple-faced Football Coach *
by The_Phoenix  (2019-10-18 10:56:23)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Wear a pair of pink sweat pants and a pink sweatshirt
by 105Marquette  (2019-10-18 00:34:43)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

If you can't find pink, get white sweats and dye them pink.

Tie a running shoe on top of your head.

You're a wad of bubble gum.


Meatless baked ziti *
by tar  (2019-10-17 23:36:39)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Note to tar: That’s the “hers” half of a couple’s costume *
by Father Nieuwland  (2019-10-18 00:37:56)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


I’m Idaho *
by meatwhistle  (2019-10-17 23:12:37)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


slutty kennedy *
by 84david  (2019-10-17 21:27:24)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


My wife loves the inflatable costumes. Her latest ...
by Barney68  (2019-10-17 19:25:57)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

is a tyrannosaurus rex ... top of the head is about 8 feet tall and the tail goes back a good bit.


I’ve got that one too. I randomly wear it...
by Giggity_Giggity  (2019-10-17 19:42:12)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

...to do yard work or take the trash out to freak out the neighbors.


I'd advise not wearing it with skates
by goldenarms  (2019-10-17 20:33:30)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post



I prefer a hoverboard. *
by Jurassic  (2019-10-17 20:41:07)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Soccer ref is actually easy, fun, and interactive
by HSCORPIO  (2019-10-17 18:33:23)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

I got the shirt and a penalty book thing for ~$25 on Amazon. Just wear athletic shorts or pants, maybe a sweatband and whistle you have laying around.

Then you get to walk around and give out party fouls to people, show them the yellow (or red) card, and book them.

I mean, it depends what kind of party it is, but I've re-used it a few times and it gets you talking to everyone.


One year; I believe the year of the Armando Allen penalty,
by beancounter  (2019-10-17 20:46:18)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

I was a referee from the ND/Michigan game. Referee shirt and stupid block M hat.


Slutty Mommy Shark *
by Jurassic  (2019-10-17 18:18:58)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


I got one I once used and had fun with. Get a white Tyvek
by Irish 1978  (2019-10-17 17:33:29)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

coverall suit, like what is used on environmental projects. Glue a bunch of candy wrappers, smashed cans, and other such stuff to it and go as "White Trash." Then you can make all kinds of rude and lewd comments under the pretense of "staying in costume."

You can get them at Grainger supply stores for under $10.


Go as Governor Ralph Northam
by dulac89  (2019-10-17 17:21:32)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Dress up in Blackface and moonwalk into the party


Slutty Batman *
by voidoid  (2019-10-17 16:59:49)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Going as Board Ops. Need costume idea suggestions *
by Frank Drebin  (2019-10-17 16:36:36)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Slutty Board Ops I assume. *
by The Holtz Room  (2019-10-17 16:53:10)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Are assless chaps "in" again? *
by Hati Hijau  (2019-10-17 17:16:44)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Assless chaps --- Always out, always "in"
by ThreeD  (2019-10-17 18:39:56)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

You can't go wrong


Slutty Day Care Provider. *
by PWK2  (2019-10-17 16:24:38)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Salmon Sisters *
by Porpoiseboy  (2019-10-17 16:21:49)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Naughty Nurse *
by Jurassic  (2019-10-17 16:20:58)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post