Men’s Room Etiquette Advice Needed For Wedding Guest
by Frank Drebin (2019-10-19 18:21:32)

Went to a wedding reception earlier today. In the Men’s Room, I found myself standing next to one of the wedding party’s elderly relatives. The guy was in his mid-70’s. As he was taking a leak, he completely lost control of his personal fire hose and proceeded to piss all over his pants, shoes, walls and floors. Only his saying “oh geez” was I alerted in time to step back and out of his range. The guy then walk out the door still dripping away. What should one say during times like this?


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