Why aren’t there cakes sized for a family of 3-7?

Cupcake for 1
Big cupcake for 2
Next size of cake is suitable for 8-12
Next size up is for 24

Is it so much to ask for a cake that a normal sized family can eat for 1 birthday night and be done with it?

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Just brought left over Gibson’s home to 6 kids. They ate 1/2 * - airborneirish 2020-08-07 22:17:52
Go to a bakery * - ODSCHOOL 2020-08-07 11:16:21
You can serve half of the cake in each of your houses * - Bobby OShea 2020-08-07 11:08:27
Buy a nice cake from a bakery that will be large enough for - kellykapowski 2020-08-07 10:49:50
- Where am I going to fit my ice cream? * - DakotaDomer 2020-08-07 11:40:17
  - You need a garage refrigerator/ freezer. * - kellykapowski 2020-08-07 12:05:56
You're nuts - ndtnguy 2020-08-07 09:19:30
- I ordered sweetbreads in Europe once. - doolinbanjos 2020-08-07 09:46:13
  - Mea culpa - ndtnguy 2020-08-07 10:00:28
Ice cream cake, my good man! * - Irish Tool 2020-08-07 07:25:22
There are. They are at bakeries everywhere. - URwhatUR 2020-08-07 06:43:38
- Do you think I’m the primary objector in this situation? - DakotaDomer 2020-08-07 07:40:25
  - Ha! I thought about that later. Too funny! * - URwhatUR 2020-08-07 16:15:02
Buy a big cake and toss what you don’t eat - ACross 2020-08-07 01:27:22
- I don’t get my cakes from Walmart - DakotaDomer 2020-08-07 07:00:39
  - Who in their right mind throws out perfectly good cake? * - pmcdnd96 2020-08-07 10:28:48
    - Andy, apparently - ndtnguy 2020-08-07 11:06:52
  - The local Walmart makes a pretty good sheet cake... - pmoose 2020-08-07 09:12:22
- He should put the leftovers in his storage house * - ratinatux 2020-08-07 04:21:38
Go to a bakery and order what you want? * - Kbyrnes 2020-08-06 23:57:41
I don't see the problem. - No Right Turn on Red 2020-08-06 22:04:06
- Yep. I'm struggling to see the issue here. * - BottleofRed 2020-08-07 08:42:58
- Cut bigger slices. * - NDBass 2020-08-06 22:05:08
  - Opposite of when my 8 yo wants two slices. - Corrleone 2020-08-06 22:13:45
Reminds me of the hotdog buns in Father of the Bride - acrossdmiddle 2020-08-06 21:44:12
- Oh, now they make packages of 8 buns - gozer 2020-08-07 10:50:17
  - This is priceless * - acrossdmiddle 2020-08-07 23:48:12