They know what you need. At the link:
Well, some of you at least.
A New Zealand sauvignon blanc, and/or a nice chardonnay.
Outdoor party drinking does not favor nuance. In my opinion, a good red wine would be a waste in that situation. NZ sauvignon blancs are fruity and refreshing. An oaky chardonnay can stand up to plastic cups, chlorine smell, and whatever else would otherwise detract from a wine tasting experience.
Those are lame choices for a dinner party, of course, but might be perfect for a pool party.
>85 degrees --> Frozen Painkiller
<85 degrees --> Barbados
You have a pitcher the size of a Gatorade barrel --> Barrister's Bahama Sizzle
You'd like to see a fist fight and a marriage or two broken up --> Wray & Nephew Strawberry Rum Punch
If two marriages breakup with an individual from each then getting married to each other, do we count that as 2 marriages ended or just the net loss of 1?
But it's not a true 1:1 replacement because now you have to work through awkward group decisions like do you to invite the solo, aggrieved pair to future pool parties or do you invite the newly formed couple who fucked the dynamic to begin with? The answer is clearly the more attractive duo but it's still kind of uncomfortable.
Bring a side of pizza crusts when it gets wild.
If not, Pine Ridge Chenin Blanc/Viognier, Dandelion Albariño Rias Baixas, Spain, Banshee Rose, or a Prosecco or a light Beaujolais.
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He said he and his wife would have a box of wine in the refrigerator and it was just too easy to go and pour glass after glass from it every night.
When I got to know him and his goofy sense of humor better I got the joke.
In all seriousness though, I'd recommend something like a Sancerre or Sauvignon Blanc for a summer party.
Hosts are in their 60s. He's a profane, very funny dentist. She puts up with him. Both Irish.
Their wine is mostly a running gag, but the Penetration Cab is ok.
are having....ah, never mind.