Has the Summer of Rum taught you nothing?
by potatohouse (2020-08-07 13:45:47)

In reply to: What's a good bottle of wine to bring for a pool party?  posted by Irishted

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>85 degrees --> Frozen Painkiller
<85 degrees --> Barbados
You have a pitcher the size of a Gatorade barrel --> Barrister's Bahama Sizzle
You'd like to see a fist fight and a marriage or two broken up --> Wray & Nephew Strawberry Rum Punch


Gross or net?
by Irish Tool  (2020-08-07 14:08:46)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

If two marriages breakup with an individual from each then getting married to each other, do we count that as 2 marriages ended or just the net loss of 1?

Net, of course.
by potatohouse  (2020-08-07 15:48:33)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

But it's not a true 1:1 replacement because now you have to work through awkward group decisions like do you to invite the solo, aggrieved pair to future pool parties or do you invite the newly formed couple who fucked the dynamic to begin with? The answer is clearly the more attractive duo but it's still kind of uncomfortable.