bastards keep trying to break into the cars. And they never remember to close the damn door when they leave. Somewhere around here I have an airsoft rifle, next spring the fat bastards are going to start associating “opening a car door” with “getting shot in the ass”

Oh, and the question “does a bear shit in the woods?” No, he shits in my driveway.

Asshole.

And on that note, I’m a little tired of moose and elk crap in my yard.

Also, some prick woodpecker woke me up poking holes in my wall this morning. Probably means there’s bugs in there now.

in my backyard. The harmless snakes are gross too, but the rattlers are a big fat no especially since my kids run wild there on a daily basis.

I loved those little guys.