The raccoon in my chimney

The raccoon in my chimney
by Morrissey (2020-08-07 23:53:20)

In reply to: Homeowners, what do you hate about owning a home? posted by gregmorrissey

We have a fireplace in our bedroom. Hear the little fucker rustling around all the time. Room stinks of musk and/or piss. Already dropped multiple hundreds on wildlife removal (after being turned down by pest control and chimney sweeps) and it’s outsmarting everyone. Pray for me it’s not a female with babies in there.

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I thought this was going to be a Succession reference * - Allumeuse 2020-08-08 14:40:47
Suggestion - mkovac 2020-08-08 01:01:54