Add voles, take out moles. Oh, and then there’s the bears

Add voles, take out moles. Oh, and then there’s the bears
by gozer (2020-08-08 02:27:30)

In reply to: Animals posted by ndtnguy

bastards keep trying to break into the cars. And they never remember to close the damn door when they leave. Somewhere around here I have an airsoft rifle, next spring the fat bastards are going to start associating “opening a car door” with “getting shot in the ass”

Oh, and the question “does a bear shit in the woods?” No, he shits in my driveway.

Asshole.

And on that note, I’m a little tired of moose and elk crap in my yard.

Also, some prick woodpecker woke me up poking holes in my wall this morning. Probably means there’s bugs in there now.