At least we got microchipped. *

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ASCEND TO DROID-DOM, BROTHERS AND SISTERS * - R2D2isAMeanDrunk 2021-04-15 21:48:20
Got 10 calls today from Molly that mine's been hacked - SixShutouts66 2021-04-15 18:49:25
Once they planted the chip in my arm and altered my genes - irishguard78 2021-04-15 18:35:07
I can tune in AM radio w/o radio. * - sylvaniairish 2021-04-15 15:26:49
You joke, but I'd LOVE to have some sort of chip that - GoldCoastIrish 2021-04-15 14:59:40
- It’s been done. (link) - squid 2021-04-15 15:23:04
COVID vaccine doesn't control you via microchip - thecontrarian 2021-04-15 14:33:30
- Absolutely false. - ewillND 2021-04-15 14:34:57
  - I've been seeing a LOT of Surface ads. Just sayin * - ravenium 2021-04-15 14:37:19
  - You did?? YAY!!! I’m so happy for you!! What did you end up - kellykapowski 2021-04-15 14:35:51
    - first thought was that you must be a huge minecraft fan * - Radi-skull 2021-04-15 20:17:41
      - That would be my 7 year old son. * - kellykapowski 2021-04-15 21:22:01
    - Pfizer. - ewillND 2021-04-15 14:41:36
      - I read it! Very happy for you! I’m fully vaxed with Pfizer. - kellykapowski 2021-04-15 14:48:31
        I wonder if you had an early asymptomatic case. - ewillND 2021-04-15 14:52:20
        I was in the ER in late March/ Early April last year and - kellykapowski 2021-04-15 21:21:23
        Ah, man, that’s right. - ewillND 2021-04-17 14:06:26
  - You're using Edge browser to type this, right? * - thecontrarian 2021-04-15 14:35:50
    - Oh, crap. Yeah. - ewillND 2021-04-15 14:43:27
      - Jokes on us all - Edge is Chrome-based now - ravenium 2021-04-15 14:53:33