I have also given it some thought.

I have also given it some thought.
by Bruno95 (2021-09-28 18:54:11)

In reply to: I've thought about being in that situation and would drive posted by Jvan

I would have two dogs with me at all time. One would be a real dog, because dogs rule. The other would look like a dog, but it would actually be a bunch of dead birds (ones I found, not ones I killed) duct-taped around a homemade bomb full of pubes and nails, with fur duct-taped around the exterior of the whole package. It would not look a lot like a dog, but I would try to give it eyes.

If a couple punks wanted smoke, I'd drive them to the parking lot of a former dollar store in Kankakee, right off I-57. That parking lot is enormous and vacant. I'd slow to a stop, let them get out, then yell, "I think my fuckin' dog died!" I'd toss it out the window. They'd get close then say "it's a ball of fur duc---" then I'd hit the trigger button. Nails would puncture their bodies, and the pubes would float around in the air. My real dog and I would be laughing our asses off, mainly at the second part.

Of course, you like to think you'd be that calm in the moment.

Replies:

You're the best. - potatohouse 2021-09-29 10:31:14
Not to ask an indelicate question - OGerry 2021-09-29 09:46:23
My wife was not awakened by her alarm this AM - El Kabong 2021-09-29 09:02:14
HOF post. - No Right Turn on Red 2021-09-28 23:59:29
I needed a laugh today - Fifthhorseman 2021-09-28 21:00:05
You are an NDNation treasure. * - jakam31 2021-09-28 19:27:06
Funny thing. I know that parking lot. It was a K-Mart LONG - The Holtz Room 2021-09-28 19:11:05
Amazing * - airborneirish 2021-09-28 19:02:10
Where do you come up with this? * - Giggity_Giggity 2021-09-28 18:56:46
- Do you really want the answer? * - cujays96 2021-09-29 08:45:33