Porp Cyber Monday Deals
by Porpoiseboy (2022-11-28 10:46:18)

I send you a fruitcake - twelve dollars
I send you nudes - twelve dollars
I knit you a scarf - twelve dollars
I catfish a bored op of your choice - twelve dollars
I send you a Maddog 20/20 - twelve dollars
I send you a dozen poo dollars - twelve dollars
I send the Notre Dame Director of Athletics a strongly-worded letter - twelve dollars
I send you a pair of PPDUE's panties - twelve dollars
I get you your own Netflix stand-up deal - twelve dollars
I stop posting - twelve dollars


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