Any Giving Tuesday
by Porpoiseboy (2022-11-29 13:36:02)
Edited on 2022-11-29 13:37:03
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Porp is now taking donations

For a donation of twelve dollars you will receive a tax deductible receipt and nudes.
For an additional donation of twelve dollars you will receive a pair of VR porn goggles (nudes extra).
For an additional donation of twelve dollars you will receive the Brian Kelly Commemorative "As It Relates" Shittysburgh Address.
For an additional donation of twelve dollars you will receive the 2022 Qatar's Greatest World Cup Moments on blu-ray.
For an additional donation of twelve dollars you will receive your very own Medieval Times franchise license.
For an additional donation of twelve dollars you will receive a jug of Night Train (sorry not in the original bottle).
For an additional donation of twelve dollars you will receive 400 Euro.
For any donations above these prior listed items you will receive a Laurel & Hardy handshake, a 2022 Texas A&M Let's Ride!!! baseball cap, and tickets to A Star Is Born 2023 featuring Andy Dick and Kathy Griffin.

For just 20 cents a day, Porp can feed entire pod for a year *
by Frank Drebin  (2022-11-30 12:00:10)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

And so is ND. Got 5 emails today telling me that.....
by kentdorfman  (2022-11-29 21:21:40)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

even though I haven't donated in 10 years.

Sorry, I only got five dollah, Joe.
by BeastOfBourbon  (2022-11-29 18:58:20)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

No donation. No boom-boom.
Look at my face
by captaineclectic  (2022-11-29 14:55:14)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

You gotta give!
I made an ode to you on Clark's Pitch.
by Porpoiseboy  (2022-11-29 18:48:07)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

It's one of my favorite posts I have seen from you.
A derogatory remark regarding the Hollanders?
by captaineclectic  (2022-11-30 09:49:00)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

There're only two things I can't stand in this world -- people who're intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch!
Yes sir.
by Porpoiseboy  (2022-11-30 10:26:38)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Ever since you posted it I share it at least once a month. It's just perfect.
If you give to Nitschke, You’ll get an official signature
by nitschke  (2022-11-29 14:08:31)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

brand trade marked logoed pop socket.

Not to be confused with
by Moose84  (2022-11-29 16:46:12)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

an official signature brand trade marked logoed sock puppet.
All we are saying...
by Porpoiseboy  (2022-11-29 14:48:01)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

is give Nitschke a donation!
Bogus
by Mark_It_Zero  (2022-11-29 13:57:13)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Kathy Griffin is an Andy Dick sketch character.