Instead of drinking smuggled bourbon, fans could drink legally purchased beer.

Of course, I’m sure many will drink beer plus smuggled bourbon.

If you’re going to try and bring some into ND Stadium, don a rugby jersey, and use airline bottles. They’ll fit nicely into the puffy bit around the wrist, and the tight cuff keeps them from slipping out.

You can put ziploc baggies full of bourbon just about anywhere...

It tastes like a warm summer's day.