I know that we have some poster in AA, he would obviously be first in line at the gates of Valhalla for his sacrifice, and we would speak of him in reverent tones forever.

Penn State should lose every game ever. If time travel technology is ever invented, I would make it my primary purpose to go back and ensure that school never makes it out of the primordial ooze from whence it came.

When I say there are no exceptions, that's exactly what I mean.

Let's say it's the end of the season, and Notre Dame's playoff hopes rest upon Penn State winning their final game (and they're 0-11) --- nothing else could help the Irish get in, no other combination of wins or losses, plane crashes, plague outbreaks, anything.

I still want Penn State to lose.

Fuck it.

There's always next year.

I don't care if Michigan, USC, and Ohio State form the unholy trinity of cfb and make a megateam.

I'm still want them to beat Penn State. Penn State is not to win a single game in any sport, at any level, ever.

I want their intramural teams to lose, I want the students playing online video games to lose all those games and then the server crashes, I want their computers to get viruses, I want them to get viruses, I want the children of their alums to love Penn State, apply, and be rejected because it got the death penalty

Paterno should be dug up for Cadaver Synod II

You hope they both just kill each other...

Hitler and Bin Laden would have a reasonable chance of killing each other.

These two programs will play a miserable, boring game and then the fan bases will blow each other afterwards.

But they are still permitted to play. Nobody asked us.

Since PSU is still playing D-1 football,
And UM has PSU on the schedule,
And UM is UM,
Then the only just result is that PSU beats UM.

It’s the most impossible round of Would You Rather? in all of sports.

A gigantic sinkhole swallows the erector set stadium, both teams, and the 100,000+ obnoxious fans.

Or 1 meteor that splits in 2

It’s been said that playing 2 overtimes or more exhausts a team for the coming week - that’s it’s like playing two games back to back on the same day.

I still cheer against Michigan, even against PSU...but I'll accept if others make the decision to cheer against PSU.

Facilitating the rape of children is the exception. No other exceptions are allowed.

Don't waste your time on playoffs based hypotheticals...no other exceptions are allowed.

If PSU eventually gets their act together (highly unlikely) and decides to sue Paterno and Sandusky families/estates for all of the crap they did, trying to get damages from the Paterno and Sandusky families and estates, then, I'd like PSU to win that suit.

A small but specific example where we'd probably want PSU to "win" something.

Can they both lose?

to the PSU Faithful. Even my nieces, who were there when this all came down, worship him.

But it still represents the one time I'd hope for a PSU victory, which is why I'm not quite in "never" territory on this one.