by G.K.Chesterton (2019-06-13 13:20:31)
Edited on 2019-06-13 13:21:10
That could end up being a hot August night.
Thursday, Texas A&M became the first school in the [SEC] conference to take advantage of the new league policy by announcing that the university is expanding the availability for the purchase of beer and wine to the general public at Kyle Field starting this fall.
Specifically, the school confirmed that, “[b]eginning this fall, a variety of domestic and imported beer and a selection of wine will be available for purchase to the general public until the end of the third quarter.”
“This is another way we are enhancing the amenities at Kyle Field,” interim A&M athletic director R.C. Slocum said in a statement. “We are extending the availability of alcohol beyond the premium areas which have had this option for many years. Fans, 21 and older, will have the option to purchase alcohol, regardless of seating area.”
It will be at night. CBS could decide to televise the game in the afternoon.
getting booze at stadiums a long time ago. If they sell it the lines are long. Sneaking it in or bingeing is risky. I adopted a method of chia seed hydration used by South American natives. About a half hour before game time i put chia seeds,booze,energy drink and some ice in a large jar. This must be continually shaken for at least 20 minutes. The chia seeds will swell up as they absorb the liquid. I chug this down right before entering the stadium. The seeds will slowly release the beverage into your system throughout the course of the game and even beyond. You can use whatever ingredients you like. My favorite is Night Train Express with diet Red Bull. The ice is needed because bum wines and Red Bull must be consumed ice cold or they taste nasty. This method has never failed to keep me lit during a whole game and is much cheaper than buying booze at stadium prices.
Is that Arthur "2 Sheds Jackson" ? (of Monty Python renown)
I am alone. And I am laughing until my cheeks hurt.
Perhaps Ben wa ball varietal?
ness like this.
My favorite part is the two generic references to "booze" before eventually revealing that said booze is, in fact, Night Train Express.
Is if he substituted original-formula (i.e., ephedra) Ripped Fuel for the Red Bull.
Are people going to keep binge drinking at tailgates (ok i know they will, but will it be to the same extent) now that they can grab beer inside?
Will it change the first quarter crowds because people won't be hanging around the parking lots trying to get one last drink in before kickoff?
Will more or less people end up in the drunk tank in the 2nd half due to over consumption?
i don't know why, but i just find it all mildly interesting
As the fans spend 1/2 the game waiting in line for more beer.
Any corner of the concourse/staircase will do.