Can't decide which would be worse.

I have never left an Amazon review. Or a yelp review. Or Tweet for that matter.

Those were some brutal insults. Fonts, using the subject line in a manner unbecoming, not leaving Mazon reviews.

he should probably get that checked out, that doesn't sound too healthy.

“need f$&@ing backhanded”. Whatever language that is, whatever the hell that means.

love birds. You guys spend more time posting on here and then waiting to read the replies to see if you have become message board celebrities. Amazing that 1 of you is an attorney.

Are we all invited to the wedding?

Typing a post, and reading posts doesn’t take that long, and I’m 10000% certain Cross isn’t billing his time for that. But there are a lot of hours in the day to get billable hours in. Everyone needs breaks and as long as their work is getting done and the clients get what they need, no one should give a shit what people do in their down time. Including some down time between 8-5 PM

You doorknob

getting drunk, starving, blaming the English and blowing up stuff.

"I don't care if they write good stories about me or bad stories about me...I just want them writing any type of story about me"

I knew this would make you really LOVE twitter

Warhol, that is.