I think you really should go full on Beady Quinn sister with your apparel.
Half: ND 2 time and reigning BIG TEN champ
The other half: Joe Knew. With the tag line “Even Harambe tried to save the kid.”
I found three sites on line with exactly the same graphics and varying price levels: teamapparelshop; elitefanshop; and campusclothingstore. Good Luck!
... however, I am now also planning on wearing the shirt at the next stage college game. That might not be until August or September. It would tick off most of the people there, except the host, who I am close to. He has an appreciation of it. P.s. as hard as it might be to believe, the PSU hockey coach could be there. "Guy" does play in this group on occasion.