In reply to: Calling out El Kabong posted by Dillon09
No email alerts of breaking news, significant posts, impending launches or nukes.
Should be a feature enhancement in the next version.
The internet equivalent of "Hey Bubba, watch this!"
I'll email five people, then they email five, and so one.
Who should start the process? Who never misses anything? Dakota?
Now the google alert would have needed to be "Hillary Clinton dingle" or "Ribman", but that's beside the point.
is a start. text messages would also be helpful.
sorry I didn't call.
El Kabong is a former Delta Force member. I know, I served with him in the kind of ops that would make Colonel Jessup shake in his boots like a Frenchman before the Nazi onslaught.
El Kabong got that nickname from the noise that his weapon made when he swung it like a baseball bat and popped a Nicaraguan soldier right in the face. We were there to interdict a shipment of North Korean plutonium and stumbled across a patrol out looking for us. He ran out of ammo in a midnight firefight in the middle of a shitty little vill and finished off the last guy by playing Babe Ruth.
This guy knows how to kill you five ways with both hands tied behind his back. One hand? He probably knows fifteen. Both hands available? You're dead before you hit the ground. Hell, he could spot you a machete and five seconds and he would still walk away without a scratch.
Think twice before you challenge this man to anything, much less a fight. He will end you.
Bluetooth Brigade.
El K...f yeah!
I heard El Kabong shoots lightning bolts out his arse
I'm curious about your choice of exiting this community, though. Why post something so clearly offensive of the rules here, instead of just leave?
Also, do you see how your post reflects more about you than it does about ElKabong? Obviously, it doesn't really matter on a message board, but I wonder if you really are the kind of person portrayed by the post and if you are aware of, and proud of, who you are.
(scene moves to Dillon09 generously applying lipstick)
Actually, I didn't mean to lecture, as I was sincerely curious about D09's thought process.