The Victors
by ndoldtown (2013-12-29 12:50:05)

Hail to Gibbons and Lewan
Rapes and assaults theyr're doin'
Hail, Hail to Michigan
We own the police

Hoke always has a blank stare
Fans posing as empty chairs
Hail, Hail to Michigan
See, we just suck, capiche?

Hail to the K State Wildcats
They made us Big Twelve doormats
Hail, Hail to Michigan
Though we must confess

Our cities now are bankrupt
Our team now just gets walloped
Hail, Hail, our percentage
Now than ND's is less.