Saturday night, and you're feeling down
You're tired of living with this BK clown
In the red zone, keep the ball on the ground
Once in a while
Mmhmm
So you go to the Huddle in your The Shirt
And you stare at the fanboys in their disconcert
Boy that loss is gonna hurt
At least for a while
Mmhmm
Savvy Jack will tell you lies tonight
“Unremarkable,” well that’s a hoot
Savvy Jack will make you cry tonight
And hire the lowest hanging fruit
Oh, yeah yeah
Independence saved, no conference slate
Buy games bought to fill our plate
Caved to FCS, Tennessee State
For this fall
Mmhmm
Signed a contract for Under Armour clothes
Helmet so polished, you’ll say “it glows!”
Oh, but still got lady glasses on my nose
After all
Mmhmm, yeah
Savvy Jack will tell you lies tonight
“Unremarkable,” well that’s a hoot
Savvy Jack will make you cry tonight
And hire the lowest hanging fruit
Ohh, oh
Oh, yeah yeah
So you decide not to watch another play
You just freed up your Saturday
He’ll try to lure you some other way
What for?
Mmhmm
Changed the field to turf, that’s not cool
Just following the “golden” rule
And hosting concerts like Billy Joel
Evermore
Savvy Jack will tell you lies tonight
“Unremarkable,” well that’s a hoot
Savvy Jack will make you cry tonight
And hire the lowest hanging fruit
La la la
Oh, yeah yeah
So plan your weekend, fill our pots
Pay me to tailgate in the parkin' lots
Ohh, but still you're aching for the thing you haven't got
National champs?
Mmhmm
He’ll soon be gone, so I’ll say cheers
But it does nothin’ to calm my fears
Since our last championship ‘ts been 35 years
And that's too long
Oh, oh, oh
Ohh ohh whoa yeah yeah
Savvy Jack will tell you lies tonight
“Unremarkable,” well that’s a hoot
Savvy Jack let Declan die tonight
And hire the lowest hanging fruit
Oh, Savvy Jack will tell you lies tonight
“Unremarkable,” well that’s a hoot
Savvy Jack will make you cry tonight
And hire the lowest hanging fruit