In reply to: Those domer lads......so smooooove. * posted by rknsaw
Freshman Year: Shag high school seniors and ugly chicks.(God love the Zeta and KD houses)
Sophomore Year: Shag your girlfriend the whole year.
Junior Year: Dump girlfriend, shag freshmen.
Senior Year: Shag everything, including but not limited to the librarian, homecoming queen, senior thesis study buddy and international econ grad assistant.