except for when I come across the name Jozy Altidore.

Jozy Altidore is the epitome of "looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane" type. A complainer, pushover, beta-type, with such touch and balance he couldn't bring down a bag of cement.

Christian Pulisic, Josh Sargent, Bobby Wood, Tim Weah, and a player yet to rise should be our only forwards.

ANYBODY who was part of the Klinsmann/Arena/MLS circuit, not named Acosta, Arriola or Gil, should fuck off and left playing FIFA on their PS4's.