1 clean touch, could have been more, and a wide open net in front of him playing with 10 men.

Launch the ball, win the game, no Rooney (well known as being faster than he looks) heroics

to free up his right foot to take a long shot at the empty net. Still an idiot though.

Racing an Old Rooney isn't the same as Rooney 8 years ago. But stop to try and cut inside and he definitely still knows how to slide tackle.

That's brutal. I wonder if the disciplinary committee can do anything about it.