Meets the current Old Trafford standard.

Fellaini's hair pull was a nice touch.

Cynical is being kind.

Rojo should’ve been offed on a red too.

Despite all that, Arsenal can only look at themselves for not getting three points.

... offside, as well.

Has no business anywhere on that list, though he had a decent WC run of form.

He's a flopping fish at United.