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Height:  short		Weight:  dense lbs.		Alumni Status:  Studs
Location:  Austin, TX				Favorite Baseball Team:  Cubs
Natural Enemies:  FUCK MICHIGAN! Porpoiseboy.
Athletic Ability:		Zero point zero.
Sartorial Style:		Times New Roman.
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:		Bulleit Rye and ginger beer is my go-to. Titos and soda, Hendricks and tonic otherwise. Beer-wise, pretty much drink anything, but have gotten wise to Imperial Stouts. Pearl Snap is my local session beer. Frequency? Yes.
Political Philosophy:		There's a special place in Hell for Trump.
Religious Philosophy:		YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!
Musical Favorites:		South Pacific?
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:		And save Jimmy Johnson for me! Runner up - Whoosh!!!!!!
Miscellaneous Data:		I have absolutely nothing, zero, to contribute to a conversation about football. No matter what I say, even if I get occasionally lucky, pay me no mind. I'm just here for the wild women ... the wild women ... the rippin' and the tearin' ... the rippin' and the tearin'.