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Height:  short		Weight:  over lbs.		Alumni Status:  Orwellian (Class of '84)
Location:  NW Indiana				Favorite Baseball Team:  2008 Hammond Optimist Brewers, Chicago Cubs
Natural Enemies:  Michigan [fans], other Satanists
Athletic Ability:		minimal; sluuuuuurve, set shot, keeping score
Sartorial Style:		Humble, mostly
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:		Alpha King and its stablemates; too freq
Political Philosophy:		Democrats for Life
Religious Philosophy:		Mere Catholicism
Musical Favorites:		Program too big to fit in memory
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:		"Shave Jimmy Johnshon'sh Ash for me!"
Miscellaneous Data:		I used to be disgusted, but now I'm just amused.