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Height:  short Weight:  over lbs. Alumni Status:  Orwellian (Class of '84)
Location:  NW Indiana Favorite Baseball Team:  2008 Hammond Optimist Brewers, Chicago Cubs
Natural Enemies:  Michigan [fans], other Satanists

Athletic Ability: minimal; sluuuuuurve, set shot, keeping score

Sartorial Style: Humble, mostly

Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: Alpha King and its stablemates; too freq

Political Philosophy: Democrats for Life

Religious Philosophy: Mere Catholicism

Musical Favorites: Program too big to fit in memory

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: "Shave Jimmy Johnshon'sh Ash for me!"

Miscellaneous Data: I used to be disgusted, but now I'm just amused.