Profile for JESS
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Height:
short
Weight:
over lbs.
Alumni Status:
Orwellian (Class of '84)
Location:
NW Indiana
Favorite Baseball Team:
2008 Hammond Optimist Brewers, Chicago Cubs
Natural Enemies:
Michigan [fans], other Satanists
Athletic Ability:
minimal; sluuuuuurve, set shot, keeping score
Sartorial Style:
Humble, mostly
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:
Alpha King and its stablemates; too freq
Political Philosophy:
Democrats for Life
Religious Philosophy:
Mere Catholicism
Musical Favorites:
Program too big to fit in memory
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:
"Shave Jimmy Johnshon'sh Ash for me!"
Miscellaneous Data:
I used to be disgusted, but now I'm just amused.
