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Height:  5-10 Weight:  180 lbs. Alumni Status:  2005
Location:  Chicago, IL Favorite Baseball Team:  Cleveland Indians (but increasingly undedicated)
Natural Enemies:  A lot of people, but bad drivers mostly

Athletic Ability: Played varsity tennis in high school. I don't really do jack squat any more other than golf.

Sartorial Style: Preppy A-hole outside of work. Unfortunately, however, I work for one of the few Chicagoland companies that still enforces business formal attire.

Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: A lot of regular Coke. In terms of beer, I'm a fan of sissy beers like Amstel.

Political Philosophy: Very conservative when it comes to business, taxes and free trade, very aware of the problems concerning illegal immigration, but pretty liberal about everything else.

Religious Philosophy: Uncommitted Catholic.

Musical Favorites: Diverse, but I'm not really what you'd call a "music guy."

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: "We're coaching our asses off." -- the Boob
"I swear, this whole town is trying to %*&$ me." -- the Boob
"No, I won't be turning in a scorecard today." -- Lionel
"Who the $*&^ are these people?" -- Charlie, apparently after seeing that he'd have to fly with the donors whose plane he was using
"Motivating players is easy. You just get rid of the players who aren't motivated." -- Lou Holtz

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