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Height:  5'11 Weight:  160 lbs. Alumni Status:  2004
Location:  Columbus, OH Favorite Baseball Team:  1995 Cleveland Indians
Natural Enemies:  I hate no one. But, Buckeye fans. Also Michigan. Hipsters and people who hate hipsters.

Athletic Ability: In theory, I am both skilled and strong. But the conditions necessary to run the experiment that will prove this theorum do not exist in this dimension.

Sartorial Style: I think I'm refined. I also live in Columbus, so... little pond and all that.

Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: Bourbon or pinot noir. Never during games. Before or after, game on.

Political Philosophy: As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

Religious Philosophy: Roman Catholicism

Musical Favorites: Weezer. Tchaikovsky.

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: "I've found that prayers work best when you have big players." - Rockne

Miscellaneous Data: There is no cow level.