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Height:		Weight:  lbs.		Alumni Status:  '04, '07
Location:  IL				Favorite Baseball Team:  Cubs
Natural Enemies:  H R Pickens
Athletic Ability:		I was born seven months too early. Incubation technology was in its infancy. I was placed in a cast iron pot inside of a pizza oven until I was ripe enough to walk. My bones never hardened but my spirit did.
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Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:		Swine livers and Capri Suns
Political Philosophy:		For 82 years I have been an oil man, a ‘baron’ some have called me. Now what does an oil barren do? The answer…crush your enemies! Grind their bones into dirt! Make them regret that they were ever born!
Religious Philosophy:		Oil is not for the weak. It is the Earth’s milk, and only the strong may suckle at Mother’s teat.
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Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:		Be strong and crush your enemies!
Miscellaneous Data:		I outlived you, Mr. Pickens! I crushed you into the ground and now your bones turn to oil beneath my living feet! I married your granddaughter, filled her belly with my festering seed and sired a boy! He is my final revenge, H.R.