|Profile for MONKEYKNIFEFIGHT||Click here to make or adjust profile|
|Height: 6'1||Weight: 230 lbs.||Alumni Status: BS ChE, Tri-State University; MBA, Indiana|
|Location: GA/SC/FL||Favorite Baseball Team: Chicago Cubs|
|Natural Enemies: Bucknuts, Skunkbears, the SEC, people who don't like dogs|
|Athletic Ability:||Kickball extraordinaire|
|Sartorial Style:||Promotional model for Speedo|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||Sloe Gin Fizz, Woodchuck, Black & Tan, Coke Zero & Diet Mt. Dew|
|Political Philosophy:||More philosophical than political - I am a solutions oriented dude.|
|Religious Philosophy:||See political philosophy.|
|Musical Favorites:||Billy Joel, Butch Walker, panflute ensemble|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"Golly Ned..." - Lou Holtz|
|Miscellaneous Data:||Will stop all activity to pet dogs.
Dog dad to Rooster (French bulldog who has visited ND campus and met Mike Golic) and Addison (a Frenchie-pug mix who has done none of those things yet).