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Height: 6'2
Weight: 185 lbs.
Alumni Status: BA 1993
Location: Downers Grove, IL
Favorite Baseball Team: White Sox
Natural Enemies: Gatekeepers, joyless super fans
Athletic Ability:
I’m a true triple threat. A 5 tool guy. I play behind the arc, in the paint and above the rim. I dictate the tempo and take what the defense gives me. I bomb drives and get creative around the greens. I am equally at home in the slot and at the point. I beat the shift. I’m a gym rat who is ready to be coached up. I have an all day motor. I invented the step back three. I’m a special teams standout, and I’m always the first to arrive and the last to leave. At the end of the day, I just want to help the ball club.
Sartorial Style:
Shirts and slacks, mostly.
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:
Grain alcohol and rainwater
Political Philosophy:
Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right
Religious Philosophy:
None of your Elvis-damned business
Musical Favorites:
F# harmonic minor with the proper shred-to-wail ratio; slinky, wah-laden funk; dope ass jams; Bowie’s Berlin trilogy
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:
They really hamstring me with this 50 rule.
Miscellaneous Data:
I’ve already revealed too much.