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Height:  6'0 Weight:  200 lbs. Alumni Status:  Class of '93
Location:  BFE Favorite Baseball Team:  Eamus Catuli
Natural Enemies:  Ohio State, Michigan, Red Wings, Packers, St. Louis Cardinals

Athletic Ability: I'm like a gray Ed McCaffrey.

Sartorial Style: Debonair.

Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: Guinness, Harp, IPAs, Irish Whiskey, Bourbon, Scotch, Moscow or Irish Mules, Caipirinhas, Margaritas, Rum drinks, good wine, and bum wine. No Bud products, Blue Moon, or other wheat beers. I drink more than I should, but not as much as I would like.

Political Philosophy: America gets what it deserves.

Religious Philosophy: Kill!

Musical Favorites: Slayer, Ministry, LCD Soundsystem, System of a Down, Zombie, The Chemical Brothers. Hates: The Boss, Dave Mathews, frat rock, country, most pop shit and most the other mediocre shit the BR loves.

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: The first platoon men-go in there and fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! What do you say, men!

Miscellaneous Data: Wish list that never changes:
1) ND Football National Championship
2) Blackhawks Stanley Cup
3) ND Hockey National Championship
4) Cubs World Series
5) ND Men's Lacrosse National Championship